Election? Pollies? Who cares?? First we have the Trivia Night in which teams with improbable names** bluff and bribe their way to victory and the undying glory of a plaque on our honour board.

What you really need to know 

WHEN: Friday 24 November

WHEN EXACTLY: 6:30 for 7:00pm – 10:00pm

WHERE: CWA Hall, 134 Denham St, Townsville

WHAT: Free food, drinks (to buy), hilarious fun

HOW MUCH: $20/$5/$15 (waged/unwaged/NQCC members)

WHERE TO RSVP: Here on FB or ring us on 0428 987 535 (business hours)

What you might* need to know

The altitude of Castle Hill.

How many generations of Katters have represented Western Qld in parliament.

How many species of marine turtle live in Reef waters.

The nationality of the majority of the Lebanese football team.

* (or might not - the questions are locked away more securely than Adani's financials)

** "Suppository of Wisdom"? I mean, really ...